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</html><description>that these geniuses who want to ban sodas for people on food stamps haven&rsquo;t yet proposed that the poor should only drink rain water collected in barrels. Because you know, they do not contribute enough to be entitled to drink water from the faucet paid for with their taxes.</description></oembed>
