{"id":2586,"date":"2011-03-29T09:22:57","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T09:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.transversalmedia.eu\/the-zombie-apocalypse-has-occurred-and-the-power\/"},"modified":"2011-03-29T09:22:57","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T09:22:57","slug":"the-zombie-apocalypse-has-occurred-and-the-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/the-zombie-apocalypse-has-occurred-and-the-power\/","title":{"rendered":"The zombie apocalypse has occurred and the power has gone off in your safehouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twopaperbags.tumblr.com\/post\/4181286235\">twopaperbags<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>You manage to stay connected to the internet via your iPhone tethering and watch as your tumblr dash, which has been filled with live civilian journalism across the globe for the past several days, begins to slow down. Power grids are crashing and your followers are dying.<\/p>\n<p>Your laptop is running out of power. You watch as the seconds tick down on your battery life, and deep in your very soul, you know that the end of this battery means the last time you will ever look at your tumblr. With a heavy heart you begin to type out a final message of empowerment to anyone who may find it.<\/p>\n<p>Tears stream from your face as you remember all the good times you had. The people you\u2019ve met. The things you\u2019ve favorited and reblogged\u2026 And one final time, you press the submit button.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/tumblr_litapdXikT1qg5ncl.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Motherfuckers<\/em>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Genius. This made my morning. 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