{"id":2913,"date":"2011-02-23T12:19:20","date_gmt":"2011-02-23T12:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.transversalmedia.eu\/it-was-the-closest-i-could-ever-get-to-someone-as\/"},"modified":"2011-02-23T12:19:20","modified_gmt":"2011-02-23T12:19:20","slug":"it-was-the-closest-i-could-ever-get-to-someone-as","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/it-was-the-closest-i-could-ever-get-to-someone-as\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>\n<p>These are the reasons stated by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailybreeze.com\/news\/ci_17453458?source=rss\">man who admitted on tape that he ejaculated in co-worker&rsquo;s water bottle<br \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;<em>without hurting anyone<\/em>&rdquo;? 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