{"id":3051,"date":"2011-02-09T19:37:50","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T19:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.transversalmedia.eu\/sadydoyle-meet-grizzly-fetus-hes-a-rising\/"},"modified":"2011-02-09T19:37:50","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T19:37:50","slug":"sadydoyle-meet-grizzly-fetus-hes-a-rising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/sadydoyle-meet-grizzly-fetus-hes-a-rising\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-3051 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/sadydoyle-meet-grizzly-fetus-hes-a-rising\/attachment\/3052\/'><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/tumblr_lgd7sqoV7a1qbwiwro1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/tumblr_lgd7sqoV7a1qbwiwro1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/tumblr_lgd7sqoV7a1qbwiwro1_500-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/tumblr_lgd7sqoV7a1qbwiwro1_500-370x370.jpg 370w, https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/tumblr_lgd7sqoV7a1qbwiwro1_500-255x255.jpg 255w, https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/tumblr_lgd7sqoV7a1qbwiwro1_500.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"255px\" data-loftocean-lazy-load-sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-loftocean-loading-image=\"on\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sadydoyle.tumblr.com\/post\/3202117087\">sadydoyle<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Meet Grizzly Fetus! He\u2019s a rising star in the American anti-choice scene, and the founder of the influential Fetus Party. All this, despite the fact that he doesn\u2019t technically exist! Wow!<\/p>\n<p>Grizzly Fetus\u2019s goal is to come into existence toward the end of 2012, by arranging for a sperm and an egg to meet in some unspecified uterus. (Whose uterus? Who cares!? It\u2019s all about Grizzly Fetus!) He will then run for President, in a brief but stirring campaign. (Grizzly Fetus will have to avoid debates and speeches, for example, because Grizzly Fetus does not know human language, and also, cannot talk.) Grizzly Fetus will probably run as a Republican, but also, he thinks he might as well run as a Democrat: All Grizzly Fetus cares about is the fact that both parties support the right of fetuses to determine policy. Which they both do! Lucky Grizzly Fetus!<\/p>\n<p>Grizzly Fetus\u2019s presidency will only last for nine months, because after that point, Grizzly Fetus will devolve into a human baby, and lose his magic policy-making powers. During his nine-month term, however, he will run a strong campaign to lower the voting age! Grizzly Fetus believes voting begins at conception.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/TigerBeatdown\">Here is a campaign T-Shirt for Grizzly Fetus!<\/a> (You can, fittingly enough, order it in red <em>or <\/em>blue. Or purple! Or pink!) Grizzly Fetus was drawn for this t-shirt by the lovely <a href=\"http:\/\/chrisdontpanic.tumblr.com\">Chris,<\/a> because Grizzly Fetus technically doesn\u2019t exist yet, and also because he will be too small to be seen by anything other than a microscope for the earlier portions of his run. Ladies: Prepare your uteruses, and your votes, for Grizzly Fetus! Like everything else in this life, it\u2019s best to start early! Perhaps you wish to create campaign posters, for Grizzly Fetus? Perhaps that is a possibility, for you, should Chris furnish us all with a post featuring Grizzly Fetus\u2019s presidential portrait, as seen above!<\/p>\n<p>Regrettably, Grizzly Fetus doesn\u2019t know that I plan to donate some of the proceeds of his campaign t-shirt to an abortion fund. Poor Grizzly Fetus! But I am not sure which one I will donate to, at the moment. Let me know what your suggestions might be!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This. This is just. I cannot stop laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sadydoyle: Meet Grizzly Fetus! He\u2019s a rising star in the American anti-choice scene, and the founder of the influential Fetus Party. All this, despite the fact that he doesn\u2019t technically exist! Wow! 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