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pileofmonkeys<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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(collection suggested by andothercuriosities)<\/p>\n

Casual Red-cism: It\u2019s that red that everyone just uses because it\u2019s there and convenient, even though it\u2019s really ugly and unflattering on everyone.<\/p>\n

Victim Blaming Violet: A sheer purple that\u2019s just asking for it.<\/p>\n

This is Not a DemoCrimson: A deep red that can only be obtained after you declare that it\u2019s the best color you\u2019ve ever seen; no criticism allowed.<\/p>\n

If You Don\u2019t Like It, Leaf Green: A bright, grassy green that you can wear. Or not. We don\u2019t care, because you don\u2019t matter.<\/p>\n

Creepy Doll-lia: A floral-inspired pretentious pink. Comes in full size with a matching mini-bottle.<\/p>\n

Consent is Non-Exis-tan: A hideous murky beige. This color is made by another company that tests on animals, uses formaldehyde, and employs slave labor, but we\u2019re just going to put it in our own packaging and let it represent us.<\/p>\n

You Need a Copy Edi-turquoise: It\u2019s royal blue. It was supposed to be turquoise, but it got through quality control somehow with this major glaring error, so, yeah, it\u2019s royal blue.<\/p>\n

(I did more than three, sorry. It\u2019s a big collection, apparently. Just be careful. I hear it\u2019s really easy to steal from people who use it, because after you buy it, the company just gives the thieves directions to your house and tells them where you keep it. And makes a copy of the key for them.)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This collection also includes the (in)famous Orient Express Foundation<\/em> which comes in just one tone (yellow) because all Asian people look the same anyway. Its companion Squinty Eyes Mascara<\/em> accents the uniform look of Asian eyes.<\/p>\n

There is also another collection, aimed at LGBTQ consumers under the banner “the best faggot is a faggot that mosturizes”. These products are personally curated by political analyst and race relations expert Tracy Traciee Traicee<\/strike> Tracie Egan Morrisey. The base ingredient is cow shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

pileofmonkeys: (collection suggested by andothercuriosities) Casual Red-cism: It\u2019s that red that everyone just uses because it\u2019s there and convenient, even though it\u2019s really ugly and unflattering on everyone. Victim Blaming Violet: A sheer purple that\u2019s just asking for it. 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