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my body gave to me, a a few hours in the emergency room<\/p>\n

and a soothing morphine drip<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Really, bitch… this is not what I had planned! However, it looks like morphine and I are becoming real good acquaitances because I feel great now and all the pain is gone. Yes, it\u00a0 was still related to the gallbladder removal and the fact that some internal organs have been reacting badly to the new situation.<\/p>\n

All is well now, or so it seems. In any case, I am high as a kite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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