{"id":4272,"date":"2010-10-26T16:28:20","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T16:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.transversalmedia.eu\/thehighshelf-hanamaru-sexy-pilgrim-why\/"},"modified":"2010-10-26T16:28:20","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T16:28:20","slug":"thehighshelf-hanamaru-sexy-pilgrim-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/thehighshelf-hanamaru-sexy-pilgrim-why\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4272 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/thehighshelf-hanamaru-sexy-pilgrim-why\/attachment\/4273\/'><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/tumblr_law0aikdrr1qdr1ixo1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/tumblr_law0aikdrr1qdr1ixo1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/tumblr_law0aikdrr1qdr1ixo1_500-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/tumblr_law0aikdrr1qdr1ixo1_500-370x370.jpg 370w, https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/tumblr_law0aikdrr1qdr1ixo1_500-255x255.jpg 255w, https:\/\/theresearchpapers.org\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/tumblr_law0aikdrr1qdr1ixo1_500.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"255px\" data-loftocean-lazy-load-sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-loftocean-loading-image=\"on\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thehighshelf.tumblr.com\/post\/1407521078\/hanamaru-sexy-pilgrim-why-stop-there-why\">thehighshelf<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hanamaru.tumblr.com\/post\/1405159448\/sexy-pilgrim-why-stop-there-why-not-sexy\">hanamaru<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Sexy Pilgrim?  Why stop there?  Why not Sexy Hester Prynne?<\/p>\n<p>I had the idea a couple years ago to do that, but never did it because the sheer ridiculousness of existing costumes for girls and women means it\u2019s impossible to pull off an ironically sexy Halloween costume.  Which is a shame because this year my idea was to wear a Playboy bunny outfit and call myself sexy Gloria Steinem.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I think maybe people are using the word \u201csexy\u201d when they mean \u201cembarrassing\u201d. This is an embarrassing pilgrim.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>If <em>sexy pilgrim<\/em> and <em>sexy Pocahontas<\/em> meet, bad things happen. And if <em>sexy pilgrim<\/em> and <em>sexy Pocahontas<\/em> were to make out like faux queer gals for the viewing pleasure of <em>non sexy colonialist bro<\/em>, entire galaxies would dissappear by the sheer force of the cognitive implosion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thehighshelf: hanamaru: Sexy Pilgrim? Why stop there? Why not Sexy Hester Prynne? I had the idea a couple years ago to do that, but never did it because the sheer ridiculousness of existing costumes for girls and women means it\u2019s impossible to pull off an ironically sexy Halloween costume. 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