Brandon’s an enlightened chap there with his analogy.
I was having lunch when I read this. I choked on my cheese sandwich (what?! I live in Amsterdam, I am almost a walking cliche).
Really, Brandon? Really? a woman’s vagina is like a lock? That’s because you haven’t seen mine. Mine has shark teeth and it would probably simultaneously laugh at you and proceed to chew you to pieces.
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