FMK Belgium, Austria, Switzerland

M: Austria. That’s a no brainer. First racist attack I suffered in Europe took place in Austria at the height of Heider’s popularity, 10 years or so ago. I was at a gas station waiting for the husband to pay and apparently, some racist dumbbag wanted something from me (to this day, I don’t know what because I couldn’t understand a word of his Carinthian German). He started to get really heated, by which time the husband came out and asked what was happening (he speaks German fluently). The dumbbag started on a rant about the fact that I was an obvious foreigner (I look like one over there, obviously) and to fuck off, leave his precious country and to never come back. We were en route to Italy so we really were eager to leave, not because he requested so but because I was less than pleased with the hospitality. I’ve been back to Austria several times ever since and not everyone is like that asshat, but it did leave a bad taste in my mouth.

F: Switzerland! Imagine the amount of chocolate sex there! And cuckoo clock birds creepily spying while you are having sex.

M: Belgium. I just love Brussels. I could actually live there.


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