“I got married last October. I wasted zero time – three months later I knocked my wife up,” Eastbound and Down star Danny McBride told Conan O’Brien on Wednesday evening’s show.
“I had never impregnated anyone before, so I didn’t really realize what they teach you in health class is actually true – that’s all it takes,” McBride, 34, joked. “It’s amazing.”
“We’ve been told it’s either a three-legged girl or a very well-hung boy,” McBride said with a laugh. “We either have a marathon runner or a porn star.”
Danny McBride, Wife Pregnant : People.com
I don’t even know who this person is but just reading that… I think I need a shower.
Also, I want to know why someone with this “wit” is a celebrity? And is quoted in media?
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