Subject: hey
question for you? do you hate men
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+6 for attaching the question mark to the sentence that isn’t actually a question.
+10 for the question itself. Yes, I am on an online dating site where my profile says I am interested in men because I am trying to meet more people I hate.
+4 because I already hate this guy, so he has a point.
TOTAL POINTS: 20.
PSA: I know many a Tumblrer (psht, it’s a word) giving online dating a go. Since misery loves company, or at least there is less misery in other people’s terrible stories, I thought you might be interested in A(n)nals of Online Dating. Devoted to documenting gems like the email above.
Why yes, you can thank me for this inspirational piece.
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