Dad-isms presenting appetizers at Chili’s as the apotheosis of romance is still giving me the lulz.
Hah, Chili’s is haute cuisine to mediocre white men. Of course it’s romantic! Bring your two screaming kids along for the $20 special and get ready for a night of amore!
I cannot possibly think of any social interaction worse than a date with dad-isms. Who wants to bet that he is the guy that farts loudly mid-dinner? And then laughs because he is oh so transgressive.
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