How many different ways can you think to use THIS whipped cream ???

Whipped Lightning is an ALCOHOL INFUSED, 36.5 proof, flavored whipped
cream that comes in six flavors which are Amaretto, Coconut, Spiced
Vanilla, Strawberry Colada, Tropical Passion, and White Chocolate

Whipped Lightning is a unique product that can be used in an unlimited number of ways. Try it on your favorite dessert, on your favorite martini, on top of your favorite frozen cocktail, a jello shot, or a milk shake. With a variety of flavors available, you can make an amazing number of creations. A short list of suggestions is on a hang tag attached to each can.


from Specs Liquors in Houston TX

I’m going to get this in every flavor.  And then I’m going to find me a big sexy plate and cover the plate with alcoholic whipped cream and eat that shit off with a spoon.  And then I will lick the plate, from one end of the plate to the other. 

And then I will feel bad about the fact that I am an adult who just got drunk off a plate full of whipped cream that was obviously meant for people to put on each other in sexytimes type contexts.

 oh for the love of god

 Come into my life, per favore.  I think you’ll be lovely on waffles or in line at the DMV.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! who wants to rub their privates with an alcoholic anything during sexytimes?! JUST NO!

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