The Pioneer Woman movie starring Reese Witherspoon: 7,000 pages of “tingling” and “oh my stars!” pureed, condensed, and poured into a rom com jello mold, wherein a big city girl abandons the life she’s built for herself in pursuit of the almighty love of a good ol’ country boy.
The day they turn Red Light Politics into a movie: it will involve someone like Rosie O’Donell (in her angry phase), an exclusive wardrobe of (non Lululemon) cheap yoga pants, cat hair, a desk that hardly has any free space left, the least glamorous parts of Amsterdam (mostly markets) and crocs. Winter, fake lamb fur crocs. Because I am so classy.
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