You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Actually I do! I have this big, colorful jumpsuit (through lack of a better word), which I pair with some big ass shoes and heavy makeup and this blue wig made of wool. And when my man sees me wearing these, he laughs and laughs and laughs. And then he runs scared for a while.
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