It was an offer to “Learn online how to play the guitar, in just seven days”. Yeah, with my natural singing and manual abilities that would go down so well.
On second thought, I could become the Rebecca Black of my generation, if I just write a song with the name of cleaning products in lieu of the days of the week. Instead of “Friday, Friday”, I am going to hum “Mr. Muscle, Mr. Muscle, I’ll be your Mad Men product inspiration”. I guarantee a Top 40 in no time.
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