Hail Celestia!

My Nationalist Pony. A Tumblr ran by a neo-nazi brony.

This.is.the.stuff.of.comedy. Only you know, it’s real. As in, there is someone with this belief system out there. From the post linked above:

Any mythos or religion that celebrates strength and beauty would be a radical improvement over the shaming, emasculating dogma of Christ.

Jesus should be laughed at for getting his just desserts. The Romans built the noblest civilisation on earth, but this just wasn’t good enough for Jesus because it wasn’t a communist utopia. He talked out of line and condemned the values of strength, honour and pride, and frankly, I’m glad that traitor met a miserable end.

European history is the story of the Nordic race’s will to power. It should never have been corrupted by a glorifying those who would not help themselves – Jesus could have been a soldier, a merchant, an artist or a mason, but instead he chose to spread the poison of egalitarianism. The will to power is what sustains and preserves life, and a new religion must have a basis of affirming life and strength rather than weakness and death.

Norse, Greek, Roman and Celtic religions must be brought back from the brink. The antidote to soul-deadening pop culture lies in allowing ourselves to be emotionally drawn to their symbols, mythos and ideals. To deny that these religions have emotional gravity for Europeans is to deny their genetic heritage; These fictions are pre-rational and echo, always, always echo, down the corridors of time; manifesting in a different shape with every age.

The black sun symbol is at least two millenia old. In 2011, a European woman sat down to tell a story, and decided that harmony would be maintained by a magical, majestic unicorn that raises the sun.

Emphasis mine. Because really, the irony burns my eyes. “Soul deadening pop culture” says the guy who runs a neo nazi tumblr populated by Ponies. He even has a tribute to mass murderer Anders Breivik with a “fanart” of Ponies in nationalist regalia. But he still dares criticize “soul deadening pop culture”.

Also, I LOLed at “In 2011, a European woman sat down to tell a story, and decided that harmony would be maintained by a magical, majestic unicorn that raises the sun”. Is that how these people “read” My Little Pony? As a new European mythology? Because if that’s the case, it explains a lot about all of these infantilized racist manchildren out there.


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