Facts:
- I am too old to show my tits (don’t wish the kind of fame associated with ‘HA HA LOOK AT THOSE SAGGY SACKS’)
- I am not incendiary enough to start arguments with other famous people
- I have no religious beliefs to start my own cult
- Unlike Charlie Sheen, I cannot come up with memorable one liners like “I AM WINNING”
- I am not a cat
- I am not a singing bear
- The role of lip synching to the Numa Numa song is already taken
- I get easily bored and cannot pursue any long term goals, at least the kind that are required to build a polemic character
So, what’s left? Should I just wait until my cats eat my corpse and then I become a cat lady meme?
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