I will be your girlfriend at facebook for 10 days for $5
From the ad:
I’ll be your girlfriend on facebook for 10 days. I’m Cathy, a 23 year old student and I live in New York city. There’s a second option by the way: If you want a few messages (3 max.) on your profile to make somone jealous that’s also possible, just send me the message(s) and the facebook-link! byebye!
Future business opportunities I wish to explore:
- I’ll be your drunk aunt who messages you politically charged rants on Facebook
- I’ll be your former classmate that tells everyone on Facebook how popular you were in high school
- I’ll be your “non Western immigrant Facebook friend” when you need to prove something
I am sure I could possibly diversify my offer even further if I spend time thinking of the many possibilities that this initiative could afford.
H/T dreegs
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