As seen here (bolded for awesome requirements that are awesome):
I’m a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the “Beat It” video and then each JO/knife fight (ED: JO = jerk off) in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.
Requirements:
–access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
–cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back – long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
–basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
–bachelor’s in something or equivalent experience
–not a narc[…]
We will basically play “Beat It” over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you’re the heter-bro I’m looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I’ve got laser tag too.
(Click on the link for the photo of the “bro” wearing the leather jacket mentioned above).
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