His doll is quite large, and my baby makes matching outfits for he and his doll to wear. My baby takes this doll everywhere, even to places where carrying a large doll dressed identically to you might be considered inappropriate. While I think this is absolutely ridiculous, I take solace in the fact that my baby is a) a baby and b) average, and that no intelligent adult would ever do something so self-indulgent and mannered.
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Inappropriate?! You don’t say!
If your baby was above average, he would be negotiating a book deal with his agent about the adventures of his doll during Kid’s Fashion Week. The cover would feature a beret, of course.
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