The LA Times has uncovered services such as You’ve Been Left Behind, which—at least before it lost incorporation status in the state of Massachusetts—was charging $14.95 for a bundle of services that includes 250 MB of document storage and post-rapture messages sent to as many as 62 different e-mail addresses.[…]
Another service highlighted in the LA Times story is Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, which bills itself as “the next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World.” The service is run by animal-loving atheists, which might seem problematic at first, but actually works out perfectly: If you’re a non-believer, you’ll definitely be left behind.
I’ll be serving cocktails in the post Rapture lounge if anyone needs me. You know, with my fellow heathens.
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