Sexy Pilgrim? Why stop there? Why not Sexy Hester Prynne?
I had the idea a couple years ago to do that, but never did it because the sheer ridiculousness of existing costumes for girls and women means it’s impossible to pull off an ironically sexy Halloween costume. Which is a shame because this year my idea was to wear a Playboy bunny outfit and call myself sexy Gloria Steinem.
I think maybe people are using the word “sexy” when they mean “embarrassing”. This is an embarrassing pilgrim.
If sexy pilgrim and sexy Pocahontas meet, bad things happen. And if sexy pilgrim and sexy Pocahontas were to make out like faux queer gals for the viewing pleasure of non sexy colonialist bro, entire galaxies would dissappear by the sheer force of the cognitive implosion.
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