Tumblr, why are you sending me notifications of questions people left in my askhole weeks ago? Moreover, questions I have already responded to? If you decided to send me reminders of the 300+ unanswered ones that currently sit there, I would perhaps understand. Maybe something along the lines of “Bitch, those questions won’t answer themselves, clean up already”. OK, such message might be unnecessary because I can very well see those, but still. However, the randomness of your recent reminders frightens me, as I consider the possibility that you might have become sentient and are just toying with me.

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