Why Prince William shouldn’t marry a common person.
This is satire, right?
Is this satire? If it is, it fails because the moment one wonders, you know you are reading garbage. And if it isn’t satire, double the ignominy, because, really, it is so retrograde that it doesn’t even bear analysis.
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