You likely wouldn’t have sex with someone who took you to the wrong restaurant
Michael Wolff on securing top tables at New York’s finest restaurants – GQ.COM (UK)
The fuck did I just read?!
Also: “For an adult in the city, restaurants occupy about as much time in a day, and impose as many rules, and create a similar insecurity or nameless rage, as school in the life of a child. There are other similarities: going to the right restaurants is at least as important as going to the right schools.”
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