Bargain hunting! For the moderate price of 83 Euros (on sale), you too can own the head of the guy who has nothing but disdain for your body! I mean, who wouldn’t want to carry Karl Lagerfeld’s face all day long?!

On second thought, it could be potentially therapeutic. I could totally see myself yelling random abuse at it every time I try to shop for clothes and encounter the usual misery dispensed by the fashion industry.

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