But the entire paean is worth a read — not because we’re outraged or offended, mind you, just because this dude’s Casanova fanfic is so pathetic it needs to be mocked.

One Man’s Ode to His ‘Liquid Fucking Gold’ Sperm

I laughed and laughed and laughed and had to stop to catch my breath for air. 

Jezebel mocks a Pick Up Artist that claims his sperm is god’s gift to women. He writes shit like this:

It is the Royal Essence and you better enjoy every last drop.

If it lands on your face, chest or back, consider it raindrops from heaven, a rope of Holy Yogurt.

If you are lucky enough to get it in your mouth, savor it like the nourishing nectar of the Gods.

If I shoot it inside you consider it the greatest compliment of all.  You will feel an immediate buzz.

Now, we laugh at this guy and point out all the ways his ideas are messed up. However, in January 2012, Jezebel published the now infamous piece by Hugo Schwyzer about how women should take jizz in their faces in the name of feminism.

You know, sometimes the lines between PUA and tabloid feminism are so blurred that they become indistinguishable from one another.

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