Christine Hemming, wife of Yardley MP John Hemming, was filmed by CCTV cameras stealing a kitten from the Birmingham home of her husband’s mistress Emily Cox.
BBC News – MP’s wife Christine Hemming filmed stealing kitten
And that was a real headline.
I wonder what went through her head? I’ll steal your pussy, bastard? That pussy is now mine? So many raunchy possibilities! But the real question is, what kind of heartless person steals a kitten?!
At the link above, video of the moment she was caught red handed.
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