Greengray, be our intrepid explorer.
GWM: Young, but aging. Thin, but gaining. Attractive, but fading. Seeks social awkwardness, inappropriate drunkenness, grammatical lessons and two weeks of intensity followed by a month of petering out and eventual full stop of communication. No fisting.
Who wouldn’t want to date a Gawker commenter anyway?
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