In case all the self help books and pick up artist seminars aren’t enough to up your game, here’s an excellent guide to Act Like Horatio Caine. Some of the steps involved:
- Get yourself a pair of cool sunglasses.
- Have someone call you by the first letter in your name. This is an essential in becoming Horatio.
- Rarely smile or laugh.
- You’ll want to stand with your hands on your hips a lot of the time while you stare off into the distance.
- Kneel a lot when you talk to people who need your help.
I just have one question: who writes this stuff and to what purpose? I guess I am even worse, as I even bother to read it and post about it. But what do I know? I am hopeless after all.
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