My baby has this doll
His doll is quite large, and my baby makes matching outfits for he and his doll to wear. My baby takes this doll everywhere, even to places where carrying a large doll dressed identically to you might be considered inappropriate. While I think this is absolutely ridiculous, I take solace in the fact that my baby is a) a baby and b) average, and that no intelligent adult would ever do something so self-indulgent and mannered.
Inappropriate?! You don’t say!
If your baby was above average, he would be negotiating a book deal with his agent about the adventures of his doll during Kid’s Fashion Week. The cover would feature a beret, of course.
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