Reblog this post to enter my magical give away contest!

Inspired by this, I am ready to give away 1) a slightly chewed Esthee Lauder Pure Color Nail Lacquer in Black Midnight (my dog got hold of the packaging a while ago) 2) a left over of Freeman’s Softening Foot Lotion and 3) a bunch of toothpicks.

Doesn’t matter what country you are in! As long as you follow me and reblog this, I will randomly pick a winner and send you the goodies! Totes legitimate give away! I promise!

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