Zombie clowns! Hurling gross stuff at people and cracking jokes that only 6 year olds with a penchant for playing with food would appreciate.
Children would adore us and fear us in equal measures. The kind of girls that want to go to a computer science camp would have posters of our zombiefied acts in their bedrooms and probably would want to join our circus.
Also, because this was very much part of my childhood, we would pay tribute to Mexican lucha libre in our routines. We would incorporate masks and theatrics accordingly. Very colorful lucha libre zombies!
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